How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining,
the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll
replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with
my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let
me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Pleeeeeeeeeze,
please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon
as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed
any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried
to
take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it
in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m
sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can
still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11.?Chihuahua?: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or
“We
don’t need no stinking light bulb.”

12. Greyhound/Saluki: It isn’t moving. Who
cares?

13. Heeler/Australian Cattle Dog: ?First,
I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

14. Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border
Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house,
my
nails will be dry.?

Keep going…

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

“How long will it be before I can expect
some light, some dinner, and a massage?